LUCY-isms

Age 1.5

Lucy just put a whole golf ball in her mouth.

Lucy uses "Dang it" in the proper context in her every day life.

Lucy said "Aww, pahbur" and squeezed her arms together with her sandwich in her hand, and made that "mmmm" sound when you hug someone. (i.e. she loves her PB sandwich and gave it hugs).

“One two three four what sack washa nine”

Wonders how "milk" turns to "doot" in Lucy's mind.

Lucy was just feeding me cereal, then decided one of the pieces she put in my mouth would be better in hers.

Lucy loves me singing "Twinkle Twinkle...", so every time i finish singing it, she sings "up-ah-buh-buh" (to the tune of "up above the") and says "yeah?" to get me to sing it again!

Age 2

Lucy keeps saying "Sugar Mooger"...don't know where it came from but it sounds bad!

"i need more huggies"

Lucy threw her favorite fabric finger-puppet in the toilet and FLUSHED. So now, she doesn't get to have her toy, AND the toilet is plugged.

Everybody needs to know that Lucy had "Hunchie bunchies a boats" cereal for breakfast today because it's ridiculously cute.

Drove through the car wash because I thought Lucy would love it. She Hated most of it, but then said "Let's do that again!"

Lucy walks up to me with a box of cereal:
"I want to have this with no bowls, no spoons, no milk, no forks"
Me - "So you want to eat dry cereal straight from the box?"
Lucy - "yes please"
Me - "uhhh ok"

Jessica: "Good Morning Lucy! Come lay in bed with me."
Lucy: "I don't want to lay in bed...I want a snack"
Jessica: "Do you want cereal? or eggs?"
Lucy: "No, I don't want anyfing,..just grapes"

Lucy after the dentist:
“its big”
whats big?
“my mouf”

Lucy put a play cell phone in her Pocket and walked outside and Said "I go to work I play worship." Like father like daughter.

Lucy runs up to Mikey and hugs around his legs (from the back) then she giggles and says "I hugged your butt!"

Mikey: "Who's lame?"
Lucy: "Justin Bieber"

Jessica: Lucy let's get panties on"
Lucy: (half-crying) "No, I want to wear a diaper!"
Jessica: "Why?"
Lucy: "I dunno"

Lucy has decided to start calling me "Grandpa-lady".

Jessica: “Why did you Spit in the cup?”
Lucy: “I don't know. I don't know all these things.”

Lucy just took a drink of her milk and said "I get my drink on”.
Lucy fell down outside and got four scrapes. Poor kid. She said "you make me better, Mommy... TV will make me better."

Lucy sitting on the potty going poop:
Lucy: "Go away"
So we walk down the hall... Lucy is quiet too long... Go check and see her painted in poo. Words do not describe the disgusting.

"I'm in the Gord's Army"

Lucy has an “ooowee beebee.”

Lucy: I need more cookies Mommy
Jessica: No more, Lucy
Lucy: (holds finger out) One Mommy
Jessica: No...no more now...maybe tomorrow.
Lucy: One! Mommy! One Cookie, Mommy! One!!!... *sigh* Mommy...one. Pleeeeease?
Jessica: No sweetie
Lucy: I tired. I get down

I told Lucy to get her shoes on and she walked over to the TV and said "I watch this first".

“Lucy, do you wanna ride this bike?''
'No, that bike hurts my foots... and my heart''

Michael: (hearing her moving around in her room) "Lucy, go to bed..."
Lucy: (very calm voice) "Daddy, my foot is stuck"
Michael: *sigh* "Where is your foot stuck?"
Lucy: ".................... here!"

In her prayers, Lucy just thanked Jesus for diaper-rash cream.

Today I had to tell Lucy not to do two things I NEVER thought would come up:
1. Lucy, stop eating ranch dressing with a straw.
1. Lucy, stop pulling your sister's hair out with your toes.
''So Lucy, do you like almond milk?''
''No! It yucky!''
“What does it taste like?''
“JUNK!''

Lucy: "I want a banana"
"Ok" (proceed to cut up a banana)
Lucy: "No... With a Handle..."

Jess: Lucy, can I have a hug?
Lucy: (as she runs away) NO!! I'm rude!!!

Michael: "Lucy, why did you make a mess?"
Lucy: "Because why."
Michael: "Why because why?"
Lucy: "Because hinger."
Michael: "Why because hinger?"
Lucy: "....MONKEY POOP!!"

Toddler play place in the mall:
''ok lucy go play'' She stands in the middle of the area, yells, and begins to take off her pants... Like father, like daughter.

Hinger:
Whenever Lucy is asked why she did something, she replies, "because hinger." We don't know why, and neither does she. But she's sticking to it...

“Hey Lucy do you wanna talk to Auntie Katy on Skype?”
Lucy: No!”
“Why not?”
Lucy: “Cause of hinger”

Lucy said "Oh my peas! That's a lot of peepee!"


“I’m gonna spank you on the chin!”
Auntie Katy: Lucy, don’t touch the spanking stick.
Lucy: “Ok i will!!”

Auntie Katy: I love you Lucy
Lucy: “I love you and I spank you.”

Auntie Katy: Lucy will you be my playmate?
Lucy: “NOOOOO you’re a bad person.”

Auntie Katy: Lucy do you want a little brother or sister?
Lucy: “Ummm a doggie!”

Auntie Katy: What are you eating?
Lucy: “My fingers”

Auntie Katy: I’m scared of Chucky Cheese.
Lucy: “No!”
Auntie Katy: Is that bad?
Lucy: “Yeah you get jelly beans.”

“Auntie Katy go away, ok come back! Come get your money and get your papers!”

Auntie Katy: Lucy what do you want to be when you grow up?
Lucy: “A farm kitty”

“Water and milk are my best friends”

Auntie Katy: Lucy, I got your nose
Lucy: “I got your nipple”

Lucy on the toilet:
“Don’t watch me”

Lucy: “I’m scared of the kitchen”
Auntie Katy: Why?
Lucy: “Cause it has bagels”


Auntie Katy: Lucy your not an animal your a human being
Lucy: “NO I'M A DOGGIE'"

*in response to youtube video “sittin on tha toliet”*
"MOMMY! I WANT TO SIT ON THE TOILET!!""

Auntie Katy: ‎"hey Lucy i love you"
Lucy: "oh good""

Auntie Katy: 'Lucy hows your lettuce?' '
Lucy: GREEN!'

Age 3

Auntie Katy: Lucy what do boogers taste like?
Lucy: "Peanut butter"

Lucy: "Take photos!"
Auntie Katy: “I already did, I got some good ones”
Lucy: “No take some some bad ones"

Auntie Katy: Whats your favorite food?
Lucy: “cruisin for a bruisin”
Auntie Katy: How do you make that?
Lucy: “You touch the stove and it really hurts”

Auntie Katy: Where do babies come from?
Lucy: “They come come your stomach and then put on a hat inside of your beard"

“I poked Gwen in the eye.. I’m sorry Gwen, come on Gwen sit here... *rolls eyes* uuugh i guess she's weird.”

Auntie Katy: Is your life hard?
Lucy: “yeah”
Auntie Katy: Why?
Lucy: “Cause i don’t have a life”

Auntie Katy: Its so fluffy I’m gunna die
*in the background*
Lucy: “I’m gunna die too”

Auntie Katy: Lucy why are you sad?
Lucy: “i don't know my kids”

Auntie Katy: What are you going to be for Halloween?
Lucy: “Grown up”

“'I need a shower... I smell like breath!''
Lucy exited the bathroom (backwards, bent over, underwear around her ankles, butt out...) yelling, "DAD, IS THERE ANYMORE POOP IN HERE!?!?!"

Lucy was helping me demo a wall. She picked up a hammer, hit the wall 3 times, said "I don't want to do all of this necessary work" and left.

'Lucy, what do you want to be when you grow up?
''I want to nurse my baby, and have big, flat boobies like my mommy!''

Sitting in Dennys:
Jessica: ''I don't want nuts in my pancakes''
Lucy then yells: ''GET YOUR NUTS OUT OF MY PANTS!''

Lucy: ''Sister won't give me candy. Will you yell at her and say 'Give her candy!?''

Lucy: ''what's for dinner?''
Jess: ''frozen pizza''
Lucy: ''NO! I want it cooked!''

Lucy got rainbow sherbet. I got cookies n cream. She tried a bite of mine, thought about it, and said, ''we'll trade.'' then switched them.

"Rolling around on the floor and crying, Lucy sits up and says, "Dad, I'm sad! Put it on Facebook."

After extensive research, I've discovered that the most common phrases I say to Lucy are:
1. "I Love You"
2. "No No, Little Girl..."
3. "Why are you naked?"

This Morning... In the World of Lucy:
I step out of the shower to Lucy sitting on the toilet...
She scans me up and down and says, "Wow, you're UGLY!"
I smile and say, "You know, that's not a very nice thing to say, little girl"
She says, "Why? What does it mean?"
I say, "It means 'not pretty' or 'not handsome'."
She says, "Oh... I'm sorry. You're not that! Will you wipe my butt?"

Lucy walks up to Jess: "Mommy, say 'I guess'"
Jess: "I guess"
Lucy: "You guess I can have hot chocolate?!?!"


‎''Lucy, butts belong to their owners.'' -Jessica

Jess: "Lucy, Easter is a day to remember that Jesus loves us"
Lucy: "NO!! I wanna wear a lotion costume with holes for for my arms and legs and butt!"
Jess: "A lotion costume?"
Lucy: "Yes, so I can pee outside."

"Lucy, where are your manners?"
"They're in my ears, and my eyes, and my toes..."

So Lucy has discovered mooning...

I had a zit on my nose... Lucy told me I looked like "Rhino Christmas". Not sure what goes on in that head, but I love it!!

“Jack and Jill had a hill
And a drink of water
Jack fell down and hurt himself
And Jill had a drink of water”

Lucy on Skype: "I want candy canes for everyone one in the world.”

“Your not happy, your boring”

Auntie Katy: 'Lucy why are you sad?”
Lucy: “I don't know my kids”

Lucy: “I WANT TO GO IN THE OTHER FUN HOUSE!:
Auntie Katy: “Lucy, thats the port-a-potty..”

"Mom, can i have this gum in my mouth?"

Lucy puts in The Parent Trap and comes to me with a hug grin and big eyes, "We're watching the two girls that are like the same!"

Lightening to Lucy: “shine light”

“I'm having trouble going to sleep... My eyes won't close.”

Lucy wants Tinkerbell for dinner.

Lucy: I thought this was vaseline.
Jessica: How do you know about vaseline?
Lucy: Because I'm awesome.

"Ugh, it smells like toe in here!"

Lucy why are you manhandling me?
“I'm not, because........ I'm not a man.”

Lucy, as she's getting dressed: "I'm gonna be SO flippin cute!"

“I like you so much that I don't like you.”

Lucy wants to go to the floating mountains and get her picture with Flivy Flivy.

Gwen "Give it back it's mine!"
Lucy "No!'
Gwen "Give it back"
Lucy "but I don't have one!"

“Put me down or... The consecrystals!” (consequences)

Lucy just pulled all the petals off of my gerberas after i told her not to. When I asked why she said she wanted to and I told her it made me sad and she smiled and said she wanted to make me sad.

Lucy just threw herself on the floor and screamed "Why do I always have wedgies!?"

Lucy: Dad I like you driving than Mom.
Me: Why?
Lucy: I just like it.
Me: What do you like about it?
Lucy: I like bananas and I'm positive.

Lucy: "Don't say 'poopy'! That's my word!"

Lucy has an alter-ego. She's Emily, she's six, she wears glasses and she has a dog named rufus.

“Auntie Katy you shouldn't do your internet mad...it makes me angry.”

Lucy: "Mom what are you eating?"
Me: "an egg"
Lucy: "I want one!"
Me: "I'm sorry, there aren't anymore"
Lucy: "Get that food out of your tummy, Mom!"

Lucy: Capri Sun = Sunshine Juice

"I'm not a white girl! I'm a pink girl!"

Trying to teach Lucy to say "What up home slice?" and it came out "What up slice house?"

Lucy stuck styrofoam in her nose and won't let us get it out so we have to take her to the ER now.


Lucy: Can we got to Jack songs?
Jessica: What's Jacks Songs?
Lucy: the food in the Red Box?
Jessica: oh! Jack in the Box?
Lucy: yeah can we go?

Jessica: "I turned off the TV cuz I'm tired of listening to it"
Lucy: "Then go to your room."

Jessica: Lucy put clothes on"
Lucy "no"
Jessica: "Lucy do you need a spank?"
Lucy: "I said no to myself"
Jessica: "hmmmm"

Lucy changed the tv to spanish and won't let me change it back!

Me: Lucy what do you want on your hamburger?
Lucy: Cheese and ham

Lucy! Your pants are not a storage facility!

Lucy: I wanna look like Gwen
Jessica: You kinda do! you have her nose.
Lucy: No, I'm not brown! *laughs*

“In case I will get cold, I put on some socks"

Lucy why do we celebrate Christmas?
"because it's SO MUCH FUN!"

Lucy says "Merry Christmas and we have lights and we can eat chocolate out of a book!"

Lucy knocked over the nativity pieces and said "I messed up Jesus...sorry mom!"
Trying to explain to Lucy how to play in the rain.... she's trying her very best to NOT get wet....

Changing Ethan's diaper and Lucy gives me the diaper cream and tells me he needs it on his hot dog.

Lucy about her sandwich - "I don't like the crust. I'm allergic to crust."

"Lucy don't hit things with your cheese"


Age 4
Lucy, sitting on top of the monkey bars, toots and says, ''Now it'll smell like toot! Oh wait! It'll come off. Fart comes off the toilet''

Found a stuffed penguin in the fridge Lucy put it there because ''he was probably hot.''

I was watching lucy grunting and struggling with her wrist. She noticed and said, ''I'm trying to break off my hand and see what's inside''

Lucy got embarrassed and buried her head in a pillow. Jess asked where she went. She replied, "To Home Depot, and got some wood, and put it in the back yard..."

At the dentist's office for Lucy's cleaning:
In the waiting room, I tell Lucy that we could go get an ice cream cone afterwards, but only if she's a good girl and does everything that the dentist says.
She gets very excited, of course.
Shortly after, she was called back. She immediately frowns and begins slowly walking towards the nurse.
As we approach the chair, Lucy, looking like she's about to cry, looks up at the nurse and says, "I hate it here. But I'm going to do whatever you say, because I really love ice cream."

“I used to sit down and hold you when you were a baby” toward Auntie Katy

Lucy saw scary costumes at the halloween carnival last night. She was afraid that they were going to come take her... I assured her that we would protect her... then she asked, "but what if they punch my butt?!?!"

In the car she was getting frustrated because Levi and Kadence both wanted to talk her ear off. She said "This is a hard conversation. I just don't want to talk anymore."

Lucy: who is this singing?
Jessica: maroon five.
Lucy: ew yuck... I met him before and he told me he doesn't like any of my dresses or sparkles.

Jessica: "Lucy get your shoes on."
Lucy: looks down at her bare feet and says, "i do have shoes on! these are my super shoes!"

Lucy: I can't wait to meet Jesus in the sky!
Jessica: Oh me too!!
Lucy: "I love Him... He's all soooooft (looks at me lovingly and dreamily) ....and furrrrrry...."

Lucy just told me she's cold so she has "duck bumps".

Lucy just looked at me blankly and said in a monotone voice, "Welcome to the dark side."

Lucy: I don't want mom boobs.
Jessica: what?
Lucy: i don't want to be a grown up and get mom boobs. I like being a kid.

Last night, Mike told Lucy that it was Jesus' birthday.
Lucy said "wow! we better give Him a present!".
Mike asked "what do you want to give Him?"
Lucy said "my life". Then said "What I really want to give Him is ME?”
Then she looked up and asked if that was a good present.
She looked at Mike and said "He said yes".

Watching radio city music hall Christmas special with Lucy:
"Is that the real Santa? no he's just wearing a costume" "oh I just want the girls to wear pants so I don't see their panties" "oh I hate that [tapping] sound" "Ugh just turn this off.”

Lucy: “Can i have a piece of paper? I want to color Gwen. Not the PERSON Gwen...just paper Gwen.”

Mom! Look how much hair I can put in my ear!